Tim Bradley - Timmy

Tim, hailing from South Boston, had a genius-level intellect but chose to work as a janitor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and spend his free time with his friends Chuckie Sullivan, Billy McBride  and Morgan O'Mally. When Fields Medal-winning combinatorialist Professor Gerald Lambeau posted a difficult problem taken from algebraic graph theory as a challenge for his graduate students to solve, Tim solved the problem quickly but anonymously. Lambeau posted a much more difficult problem and chances upon Tim solving it, but Tim then ran off to play for the Polar Bears instead to pursue his true passion of cricket over complex mathematic equations, leaving this final message with his mentors: "I gotta go see about a bear."

When I am not playing cricket, you may find me at the international flower festivals.

Kai Cantwell - Flowers

Born in a cabbage patch field, and growing up in Daisy Hill, it was no wonder that Flowers grew up the way he did.  His house was host to the Queensland Cane Toad Racing Association, and a large part of his youth was spent as a stable boy, cleaning out the 'pens'.  After the big cane toad betting sting of the late 90's, Flowers family fled the furore for a farm in Flowerpot, Tasmania.  Mushroom farming sustained them for a while, but gambling was the families number 1 love, and they were enticed by the lights of Hobart.  A few debts owed to the wrong people, and soon the cane toad mafia found them again.  This time, the family handed themselves in to police, and offered to appear as a witness against the mighty cane toad mafia.  After years of court appearances, it became obvious that the mafia was too strong for the police to bring down.  Placed into the witness protection program, 'Flowers' was moved to Canberra, and has remained to this day, masquerading as a cricketer.

Dickie is a distinguished cricketer with the bowling and batting skills honed through Junior & Senior cricket in the very strong Griffith District Competition. His explosive batting although hit or miss alot of the time is devestating when he can actually see the ball. Bowling at a steady medium pace his line and length is his weapon even though some gumbies seem to like this bowling in Sunday Social. He has a highest score of 63 , but if anyone says that there were only 9 fielders don't believe them. Best bowling of 6 for 35 was acheived for the mighty Exies B grade but please dont try and verify these statistics because records may have gone missing. Glen is the 13th great great grandson to Captain James Dickie, who captained the Prince of Wales transport ship (all convicts were female bar one) as part of the first fleet.  Interestingly, most of the convicts on board were given personal check ups by Captain Dickie, an amateur doctor.  Anyhow, the Dickies were given a plot of land which is still to this day known as Dickies Beach, and it's from there that glen's interest in music began.  He entered all the school musicals but there was knock back after knock back.  Disillusioned he began to write songs.  He often wrote to up-and-coming artists in the US of A.  Wrapped in a pair of baggy pants, Glens demo of 'You can't touch this' touched MC Hammer.  Another, "Don't worry, be happy" made Bobby McFerrin a few shekels.  He teamed up with Bono to rescue some Polar Bears from Mongolian traders and fell in love.  He moved to Canberra where in his spare time he plays cricket for the Polar Bears

The 'Gribble' is a species of humanoid aliens from 'Grib-Topia'

Definition – ‘Grib-Topia’

A sublime zero gravity paradise inhabited only by ‘Gribbles’

Definition – ‘Gribbles’

A race of uncoordinated gangly creatures who habitually consume large amounts of a mild poison, known as ‘grog’, on days ending with a Y. A Gribble in their natural environment (zero gravity) is a graceful creature, a Gribble ‘swims’ through the environment, using its underdeveloped limbs as steering apparatus, much like a seahorse in the ocean.

When out of its natural environment a Gribble can often be found in a heap with limbs tangled and in a general state of disarray, it’s usual propulsion system ineffective in an environment with a gravitational pull. 

Despite the obvious drawbacks of the Gribbles physical state it can be a fierce predator when provoked, with flailing limbs and a look of determination a Gribble can inflict serious damage to small prey such as field mice and lady bugs.

The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy classified the Gribble as ‘mostly harmless’.

PM - new outdoor Polar for 2009-10

Originally born in New Zealand, Azz was in trouble with the law from an early age.  Aged 9 months he stole a teething rusk from another baby.  He was charged and convicted of assault with a deadly weapon (rattle) and placed in a pair of good behaviour bonds...This failed to curb his bad boy behaviour.  A string of crimes including indecent exposure (aged 3), jaywalking (4), and verbal assault (5) led to he and his family being sent to the penal colony known as Australia.  He offended immediately, nabbed with a large quantity of powder (years later found to be 100% pure talcum powder) and was sent to Bimberi Youth Detention centre in Canberra.  His life spiralled out of control and he was in and out of the detention centre until his 18th birthday.  Released on his 18th, he was set upon by a group of men, known as the Chappell's, who were celebrating the anniversary of some bowling comp.  Blamed for the incident he went on the run but was apprehended when he appeared on Australia's Most Wanted (AMW).  He was acquitted due to lack of evidence and due to his startling appearances in AMW, went on the game show scene winning Sale of the Century.  He was a carryover champ for 68 nights on Wheel of Fortune, however the pinnacle was a spot on Who wants to be a Mullionaire, when the million dollar question was "what is the collective noun for a group of polar bears?"  Of course he got it and retired to play the occasional game of cricket.