Polar Bears Cricket Club News story


Curator Prepares Green Top for Semi Final.

28 Feb 2013

The Curator of Wanniassa Playing Fields has prepared a green top for this weekends semi final clash against The LegbORs. In a prepared statement, curator Trim E Mobb said that although the surface was green in appearance he expected it to play with plenty of bounce and carry. He went on to say that he also expected that any Bear that could land it on the pitch would improve their chances of taking a wicket.

GT was a suprise omission from this weekends game and was not available for comment regarding the possible reasons. He also denied visiting a beauty saloon mid week for a full chest and back wax!

The final team has been announced:

HP (Captain)
Azz (VC)
Jeff Wiggle
Chook
Pope ( Keeper #2)
Drady
Spooner
Adz
Radico (Keeper #1)
Repo Man (aka Marcus)
Buttsy

12th Man Stephen 'Buckets' Gribble

In other news the evil Black Swans forfeited their last round game against Just For Beers. The 'Goonies' proved they certainly are not rocket scientists with a decision to forefit the match when precipitation was surely falling.